Can You Say 'Garden Gold?'
What we thought was frozen snow was instead frozen, u-hum, muck--as
you can see, lots of it! Now don't you go pitying us because this is
actually heaps and piles of none other than 'garden gold' soon to be
rounded up, seeded, and ready to do its thing! And, boy, does this
stuff ever do its thang. I'm talkin' it leaves Miracle-gro in the dust!
And there's our wonderful, indispensable little producer of our hallowed 'garden gold'--none other than garden-gold encrusted Babycakes herself. We love you, girl! You'd never know she gets brushed every single day, would ya? She's actually a piggy disguised as a pony.
So just feast your eyes on that pile...bet you're really envious...ready to race me for that big shovel so you could start a-diggin' right now! Oh, no you don't! Hey, I've gotta run!
